Friday 22 January 2016

Top 10 Ball-Winning Strategies For Dogs

When multiple dogs live in the same household, no ball goes un-fought for. With an eye on that ball, each dog plans and prays for victory. If your a dog, follow our advice and you'll always win paws down!

1. Cover your opponent's eyes. If they can't see the ball, they can't grab it!


2. Whip your head away from that of your opponent, the ball firmly clasped between your jaws. Although you may feel slightly intimidated when a snapping jaw launches towards your vulnerable face, the further away the ball is from their mouth, the less of a chance they have of winning it.


3. Pull your opponent's head back. This will automatically move their jaws back, reducing the risk of them reaching the ball in your mouth.


4. Be a crab and move sideways; your opponent won't expect this movement, discombobulating them entirely! If necessary, practice your sidestepping technique elsewhere.


5. Transform into a hovercraft. You're no longer a dog, and have amazing abilities of defying gravity itself. Only a handful of dogs can do this, and if you can, you have an instant advantage over your opponent.


6. Give your opponent a serious stink eye. Show them you mean business, and will NOT give in!


7. Trick them into counting their chickens. Play games with them and mess around. Go one way when they expected you to go another. And, when the time is right and the chance comes around, run!


8. Humanise yourself. Reach up high; like point 5, not all dogs have such an amazing ability. Surprising your opponent will buy you more time.


9. Dance! Befriend your opponent. Have fun and mess around. Play games and enjoy yourselves. Loosening your opponent off may relax them, thus giving you a good opportunity to think of a clever plan in the meantime.


10. Never panic! If your opponent is successful in grabbing your ball, keep your cool. Learn the above advice off by your loyal canine heart and be prepared in any given situation.


Good luck... We hope you win your ball!


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39 comments:

  1. Brilliant, comical post! Great defence skills dogs!

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  2. Well shoot! Thanks for the fun tips!! hahaha!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  3. We love to do bitey face and bitey ears
    Lily & Edward

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  4. You two sure have a lot of fun together!

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  5. They are so funny! Those are great strategies! :D

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  6. I'll have to use some of these with Stanley BOL!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. You should! Good luck and we hope you win your ball!

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  7. Hehe, impressive!
    I go fur the run away and hide under the dining table strategy!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  8. Are these Earl's techniques or Ethel's? Who won the ball?

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    1. These are Earl's methods, although Ethel is often successful in winning the ball!

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  9. Perfect advice for any ball game! BOL!

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  10. You guys are too funny☺ We love you covering Ethel's eyes, Earl!

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  11. We can tell you guys have it all figured out!! BOL!

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  12. thanks for the pawfect instruction... in case I will find a pup who plays ball with me, I will use your clever tricks :o)

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  13. Hehe, the only time there's any ball competition in our pack is when we get a new ball. Missy will show some interest for a few minutes, but after that it's all Buzz's ;-)
    I LOVE seeing your beautiful, fit waistline!!

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    1. Oh yes, new balls are amazing! We do our upmost in keeping Earl and Ethel in good shape!

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  14. What great strategies! So much fun being had.

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    1. Thank you! Earl and Ethel LOVE playing as a pair.

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  15. These were some good advice. We'll remember them when we have a ball :)

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  16. Oh my gosh, you guys are so funny. That was indeed a GREAT stink eye! ha!

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    1. Stink eyes are Earl's specialty when he means something!

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  17. Hahaha those are excellent pointers!

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